The Fauxpad
from
bozotronics

My reaction to nearly plowing into a young woman on Lafayette Street in Soho when she darted into the shade of an awning -- in my direct path -- in order to better visualize the screen of her (almost)SmartPhone. I came within an inch of being sexually initmate with her and I'm pretty sure she never even knew it.

Here it is in action. If you want to see something, just hold it up and look through it: