Mutations To Live With

Removing the Penis: Instructions for Slaughter
From our very own USDA.
Read it and weep.

The Renaissance of the Sexual Revolution: Chastity
Do us all a favor...
givem a call: 1-800-305-5525

The way things work...
Don't bother calling.

Pelvic tryout.
Such expectations.

Who came up with this campaign?
And where are they now?

Mutant Links

Animal Wrongness @ vagina.rotten.com -- Picturs of animals being, well, animals.

The AFU & Urban Legends Archive -- If you want to know the history of the Microwaved Dog....

Catholic Online Saints & Angels -- Lookup you patron saint. Try St. Dymphna for a start.

Karu-Zharak -- Soviet arms re-purposer.

Necrophilia in LA -- Title says it all. Almost.

One baby, two heads -- Here the title DOES say it all.

Java Age Detector -- Naked Women? Yeah right.

Memento Mori -- UCB Seismograph.

Demotivators - from Despair, Inc. -- If you ever need to reduce your motivation level.

Things That Go Boom -- If you ever need to increase your motivation level.

Body Sake -- Anyone who can find me a photograph of this wins a prize.

Dead People Server -- Keep up to date on the health of celebrities.

Backyard Ballistics -- Things to do at home on a rainy day.

The Bovine Beacon -- More things to do when the ranch is flooded.

Roadside America Homepage -- Authors of the Bible for road-trippers.

Driveways of the Rich & Famous -- Mostly what you'd expect.

Partnership For A Drug-Free America -- Keeping the spirit alive.

Glubco -- Multi-conglomerate-home-office.

Archie McPhee Home Page -- Lots of weird stuff to buy.

RealDoll -- A prize for tangible proof that someone actually owns one of these.

Buzzcuts -- SF Gate's stangeness collection.

The Bumper Dumper -- SUV attachment for the rest of us.

Julie's Mall of America Page -- Fandom taken to an extreme.

Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research -- I think these guys are serious.

Psychoceramics -- These guys aren't serious, but the links are.

The Butt Page -- Want X-rays of a Barbie Doll up someone's butt? click here...

The Infamous Exploding Whale -- Get the actual video clip here.

Discordantism... -- Another way to view the universe.